last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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