FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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