evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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