I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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