I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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