therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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