Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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