Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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