I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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