The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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