I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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