why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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