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You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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