Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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