just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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