i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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