what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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