Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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