He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
A+ Viking dick
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
