I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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