so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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