I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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