I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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