Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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