So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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