just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
