I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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