Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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