This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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