I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
