I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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