We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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