I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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