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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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