How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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