It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
