We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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