Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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