You work out of a Hotel?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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