So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
