the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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