can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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