Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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