and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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