Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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