im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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