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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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