Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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