Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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