Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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