you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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